Filme, poze amuzante.

Ca veni vorba de cacat, mi-am adus si eu aminte de un banc, care nu-i prea amuzant:

Un viermisor care tocmai a iesit dintr-un cacat o intreaba pe maica-sa:
-Mama, noi putem trai intr-un mar?
-Da, fiule.
-Dar intr-o banana?
-Da, fiule.
-Atunci de ce traim intr-un cacat?
-Pentru ca asta-i tara noastra, fiule!

trisy123: so where are you from xD?
blkngl: romania
blkngl: and you?
trisy123: the netherlands xD
blkngl: oh,nice xD
trisy123: i never heard of romania.. :O
blkngl: wtf
trisy123: is it EU?
trisy123: or USA?
blkngl: usa....?
trisy123: something else?
blkngl: facepalm

Deekie a scris:trisy123: so where are you from xD?
blkngl: romania
blkngl: and you?
trisy123: the netherlands xD
blkngl: oh,nice xD
trisy123: i never heard of romania.. :O
blkngl: wtf
trisy123: is it EU?
trisy123: or USA?
blkngl: usa....?
trisy123: something else?
blkngl: facepalm

think positive ! mai bine ca nu a auzit, inseamna ca nu are nici pareri bune nici pareri proaste !

Eu am o vecina plecata si stabilita in olanda. Are 2 copii pe care i-a invatat limba romana.

-claudiu m-a rugat sa editez postul asta-

standard song ) @2:00 toilet jokes ftw

Stranger: where you from?
You: europe
You: u?
Stranger: california
Stranger: where in europe/
Stranger: ?
You: oakland california?
Stranger: hahah. negative
Stranger: south lake tahoe, ca
You: sad face
Stranger: why?
Stranger: hahah
You: cause i though u know billie joe
Stranger: hahah. just because I was from oakland?
Stranger: he was born in my hometown. not from oakland
Stranger: hahha
You: really?
Stranger: well..at least the rest of the band
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: trey went to my high school
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i knew them way before they got big
Stranger: they would do gigs at the local bars
Stranger: fun times
You: coooooooooool xD
Stranger: yeah. trey went to willits high school. lived in laytonville
Stranger: do you know the band AFI?
You: nope. related to tre ?
Stranger: haha. no. it was bille, trey and mike
Stranger: they were not called green day though...not sure what the first name was
You: sweet children
Stranger: but greenday was their name in 92 when they were found
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: it was pretty epic
Stranger: they did a concert in a park in Ukiah, CA before they left to LA
Stranger: the rest is HISTORY!

Doi ardeleni la bordel.

Bat la uşă, “peştele” deschide, îi cântăreşte din ochi şi-i întreabă:

- Ce vreţi bă?
...
- No, nu vă supăraţi, am vrea sa fu**m ceva!

- Câţi bani aveţi?

- Cinzeci de mii…

- De banii ăştia puteţi să vă fu**ţi între voi!

După o jumătate de oră bat din nou la uşă.

- Iar aţi venit?

- No, amu om venit să plătim…

B-)

aoleo sa nu ne punem cu asta

vlad a scris:

B-)

Rozul face toti banii

Bai, esti nebun ?


Pai ori suntem golani, ori nu mai suntem ?

Saracul om, s-a chinuit atat sa-si lucreze antebratul

ce s-a mai chinuit ...60 de minute,3600 de secunde ))))


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukersberg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

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